The Falcon is Brendan Kelly, Dan Andriano, Neil Hennessy, and Dave Hause. That's some fiiiiine pedigree and plumage, but this rare bird only takes flight when the time is right. Their first album--2006's Unicornography--is the all-time best-selling release on Red Scare and the world is eager for them to spread their wings once again. The good news is that the 12 new songs on Gather Up The Chaps are cheeky fun with a lot of singalongs and fist-pumpin' good times. Remember the days when you used to have to hide your magazines and music from your parents? Well, raunchy times are here again, kids, because The Falcon has landed to deliver some truly dangerous rock 'n' roll. And now that these dirty birdies have flocked together, they're planning on touring and playing festivals, so keep your eyes to the sky!